From the dawn of time, the earliest cavemen beat their fists on their chests
and beat logs with sticks for rythym to dance to and tell their war stories.
Well, after a few years of hurting their fists and breaking sticks, Hands Off was formed. This was
a great relief to the caveman and not only saved their fists and sticks for
better things(like roasting marshmallows), it let them relax and have a good
time. They could dance, tell war stories and drink their horrid brew of the
day(kind of like Tequila). All things considered, it was a good thing. You can
have that great caveman(and woman!) feeling too. Come out and see